Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

How many times did you get tackled?

M:bleeding Twice