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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.