Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.