First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Because they are **important**.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
The harder you hit 'em the more english you get
And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.
Blue Sonnet
Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)
Gladiator.