When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

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Once is not enough.

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Parachute

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Is that your final ant sir!

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I answer back... You mean in bed

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A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.