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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.