Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Amish Girl Jokes More Amish Girl Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What do you call a socialite stripper?

A peeler of the community!