Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle