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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Japanese Man Jokes More Japanese Man Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon