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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..