Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
A stole.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
They get a hole in one!
Water.
To see what made it run.
A Booghati
Because he was a car-case.
Apple Sauce
