Neighbor Cat Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce