Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.