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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.