I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
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A cry for Alp!
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
She sat on it.
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
There's none, both like clubbing.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
