I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry.................. Just kidding! She's dead.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Paddy O'Furniture
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
They torque it..
You don't talk about fight club.
