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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.