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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.