What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.