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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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Wooden you like to know

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Jack and the beans talk

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He had her.

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There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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A stroke of genius!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.