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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement