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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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Apple genius.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry