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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!