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Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender