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Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*