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Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

How do you say "bra" in German?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.