Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.