Coordination Jokes

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

Qs Jokes More Qs Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Whitney Houston Favourite Type Jokes More Whitney Houston Favourite Type Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!