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High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.