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High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.