Oral Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.