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Oral Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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They both taste a bit swampy

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.