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Oral Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!