Sniff-illis
He was hammered.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
To make a difference.
He ran out of balance
Put a peg on it's nose!
Nobody knows.
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
