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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.