How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH