Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent