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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little