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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves