How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack?

He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano