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Because she didn't have arms.
David Cop-a-feel
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Because the owner will tell you
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
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It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Baguette and tag it.