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How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.