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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.