How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Chili CON Carne!

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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They really get it's rocks off

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.