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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks