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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.