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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.