How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.