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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.