How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.