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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!