How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*