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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage