How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.