How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.