How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.