How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the