How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.