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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

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Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance