How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!