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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.