How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese