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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.