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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.