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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.