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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".