How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".