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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Waco Jokes More Waco Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.