How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.