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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.