How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.