Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Jose and Hose-B
Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?
Hi, Cliff
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
They demand credit for everything