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How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.