How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."