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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways