How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.