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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.