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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.