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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

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What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.