How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.