How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.