How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Chore Jokes More Chore Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Horny Jokes More Horny Jokes