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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.