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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!