How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon