How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.