How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?