How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Ya know what Just screw it.

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It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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One,......A Greek will screw anything!

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It promotes equality.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

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He blew everything out of proportion!

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