How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.