How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest