Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years