How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!