How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.